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    The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?

    Wife: At home love.

    Husband: Are you sure?

    Wife: Yes.

    Husband : Turn on the blender

    Wife: (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...

    Husband: Ok my love goodbye.

    Another day...

    Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?

    Wife: At home love. Husband: Are you sure?

    Wife: Yes.

    Husband: Turn on the blender.

    Wife: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee...

    Husband: Ok my love goodbye. The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him, "Son where is your mother?"

    Son: "I do not know, she went out with blender...
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    Distance from Delhi to Chandigarh...
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  • Man Discovers and Woman Enjoys... The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING,
    The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS...
  • Talking to God! Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him.
    Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class...