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    Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

    Pappu: Amritsar.

    Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

    Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

    Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

    Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

    Teacher: No.

    Pappu: Do you know Banto?

    Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

    Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
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