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    1. Atleast one of the identical twins born is evil.

    2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one.

    3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound.

    4. A police can solve a case only when he's suspended from duty.

    5. (best one) If you decide to start dancing on the street, every one you meet will know the step...!!

    6. Hero comes on time when it comes to save heroine while he will be always late when it comes to his Sister.
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