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    An angry wife to her husband on phone.

    Wife: Where the hell are you ?

    Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?

    Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!

    Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?

    Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!

    Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!
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