|An angry wife to her husband on phone.|
Wife: Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?
Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!
Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?
Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!
Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!