|Santa decided to study for the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.|
Friend: Santa, how is your MBA preparation?
Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Friend: so, logically, your are married.
Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.
Santa was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Banta who was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I don't.
Santa: Oh my God! That means you're gay!