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    A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.

    On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

    After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Pappu, how many times have you seen a red duck?"

    Young Pappu replied with, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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