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    One mother in law to another, "I heard that both your son and daughter have been married off - how are they?"

    "Oh, my daughter in law is really not that good. She sleeps late and expects my son to make the morning coffee. She does not cook, wants my son to take her out to eat more."

    "But my son in law is an angel. He allows my daughter to stay late in bed, even makes bed coffee for her. Insists on taking my daughter out to eat so often. I tell you, I don't know what to do with my daughter in law."
  • Divine Frog A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog...
  • Bragging Girlfriend! Ruth took her boyfriend Bernie home to meet her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bloom.
    "What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom.
    "I own some property...
  • The Worst Day!!! There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn`t move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him...
  • A Scotch Please The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What`ll you have?"
    The guy answers, "A scotch, please...
  • Pint of Brandy Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack`s liquor store...
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