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    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting.

    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells, "PULL OVER!"

    "NO," she yelled back over the sound of the siren, "It's a SCARF!"
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    "Oh, my daughter in law is...
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    "What do you do for a living?" asked Mr. Bloom.
    "I own some property...
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