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    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.

    Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."

    "Yes, sir," the class said.

    "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

    Pappu shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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