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    A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

    The mother answered, "God made Adam took one of his ribs and made Eve. They lived in the Garden of Eden till a snake gave Eve an apple which she and Adam took a bite from and they were thrown out into the world naked and alone. They had children and so was all mankind made."

    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they evolved from monkeys?"

    The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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