A mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary. The manager saw the woman's colourful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled uncombed hair, and his mind was screaming: "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!"
Nevertheless, he had to interview her. So he told her, "If you make a sentence using all the words I give you, then maybe I'll give you a chance at the job! The words are: GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic mallu, sat staring at the ceiling licking her lips thinking for a while.
She then let out a dorky laugh and said, "I hear the phone ring, GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.... BLUE'S that?? Sorry WHITE did you say? Aiyo..... Wrong number!! Don't simbbly PURPLELY disturb ppl and don't call me BLACK next time wokay!!! OK... THANK YOU"