Job Interview!

A mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary. The manager saw the woman's colourful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled uncombed hair, and his mind was screaming: "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!"

Nevertheless, he had to interview her. So he told her, "If you make a sentence using all the words I give you, then maybe I'll give you a chance at the job! The words are: GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic mallu, sat staring at the ceiling licking her lips thinking for a while.

She then let out a dorky laugh and said, "I hear the phone ring, GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.... BLUE'S that?? Sorry WHITE did you say? Aiyo..... Wrong number!! Don't simbbly PURPLELY disturb ppl and don't call me BLACK next time wokay!!! OK... THANK YOU"

The Manager Fainted...

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