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    A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line.

    "What can I do for you, sir," the special agent asked.

    "I've been getting threatening letter in the mail," the guy said. "That's against the law, isn't it?"

    "It certainly is," the Government man said. "Do you know who's been writing them?"

    "Yeah," the guy said. "My girlfriend's husband."
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