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    After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.

    "Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked.

    "He's in the shower," she responded.

    "Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up.

    When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered.

    "This is Jimmy," he said.

    "You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed.

    "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
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