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    A man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground.

    The first sign says, "The End is Near!!"

    The man turns to look at the other mans sign and it reads, "Turn back while you still can!"

    The man then sticks his head out his car window and yells, "Leave everyone alone, you religious nutcases!" as he drives by.

    A few seconds later the two priests hear a splash.

    The first priest turns to the second and says, "Maybe we should just put up a 'Bridge Out' sign."
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