A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

    God happy with his prays, grants him only one wish!

    Gujju: "I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!"

    God: "Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujjus."
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    Wife: Well, I suppose so.
    Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same...
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    The owner replied, "Sorry, I don`t have any at the moment."
    "Damn and blast...
  • Don't Mess with Bikers! A man died and went up to heaven where he was greeted by St. Peter.
    "And who are you?" asked St. Peter.
    "My name is Steven Richards...
  • The End is Near! A man is driving down the road when he spots 2 priests on the side nailing signs into the ground.
    The first sign says, "The End is Near...