Nothing fishy about it!
The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that.
There are 10 such countries that have navies and yet are landlocked. They include Azerbaijan, Bolivia, Central African Republic, Kazakhstan, Laos, Paraguay and more. In Laos, for example, the navy protects the Mekong River. It operates two to three dozen patrol boats.
Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose.