|Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.|
The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."
Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, "Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, 'Come out and fight like a man!'"