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    English and Hindi always Contradict...

    English: The sooner the better...
    Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...

    English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
    Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...

    English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
    Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai...

    ...and the most striking of all,
    English: As wise as an owl...
    Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...
  • Data for Census A census taker in a rural Indian village went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages...
  • Pathan the hat seller! A Pathan hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.
    A few hours later, he woke up and...
  • What's good about this news? Jeeto phoned Santa at work as usual for a chat. Santa said, "Jeeto darling, I am terribly busy today, can you call me back later today perhaps...
  • Gujju Blood An Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises...
  • Sentry Duty! A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.
    A big Army car came up with a General seated in the back....
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