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    A married lady, visited her elderly parents' home.

    When she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in two-piece bikini.

    Lady: Mom, what's this?

    Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.

    Lady: Is it working?

    Mom: Yes and No.

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