A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ?
The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, The Depth of The Great Depression, I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for 10 Cents..!
The next day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples. I spent the entire day polishing them & sold them for 20 Cents.
I continued this 4 a month, by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of $.1.37.
Then my wife's father died & left us 2 Million Dollars...!
MORAL: Hard work is just shit.. Find a chick whose father is rich.