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    Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
    Student: Facebooking Karunga !!

    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
    Student: Facebook pages ka Admin banunga.

    Teacher: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
    Student: Facebook Admin Rights.

    Teacher: IDIOT! Mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa ke liye kya karoge?
    Student: Facebook par Page bnaunga 'I MOM & DAD'

    Teacher: Stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain ?
    Student: Mere Facebook ka Pasword.

    Teacher: Oh God, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
    Student: Facebook, but never Face your Book.
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