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    Santa and Banta were playing chess...
    (joke doesn't end here).

    Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

    Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

    The joke doesn't end here either...

    Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.

    Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.

    Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.

    Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

    Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

    Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

    Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.

    The joke still doesn't end...

    Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

    Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

    Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

    Santa: Kaise?

    Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...
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