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    Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
    Wife: Jo aap kaho?

    Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
    Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?

    Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
    Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?

    Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
    Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?

    Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
    Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?

    Husband: Paraanthe ??
    Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

    Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
    Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?

    Husband: Kadhi chawal??
    Wife: Dahi nahi hai?

    Husband: Idly sambar??
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    Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
    Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?

    Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
    Wife: Jo aap kaho...
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