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    Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:

    1) No...
    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
    4) I m engaged...
    5) I love someone else...

    Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay:

    1) Haan...
    2) Yes...
    3) Ok...
    4) Alright...
    5) Me too...
    Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
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