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    Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:

    Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....??

    Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

    Intrviwer: Why....??

    Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..

    Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??

    Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.

    Intrvwer: Why....??

    Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...??
  • Guys vs Gals! Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:
    1) No...
    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
    4) I m engaged...
  • Language Problem! An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain! She can`t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift...
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    Wife: Jo aap kaho?
    Husband: Dal chawal bana lo
  • I Love You, Sweetheart There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love...
  • Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand Santa and Banta were playing chess...
    (joke doesn`t end here).
    Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai...