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    A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

    "Great idea!` the chicken cried.

    "Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

    "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
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    No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself...
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    2) Yes...
    3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
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