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    Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?

    Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

    Police: Naam Bol.

    Ladka: Sorry sir, is baar jane do... dobara nahi hoga.

    Police: Naam kya hai.

    Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami.

    Police (book band karke): Theek hai, agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!
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