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    Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

    Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"

    Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."

    Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"

    Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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