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    Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;

    1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
    I am a mango man.

    2. Mujhe English aati hai.
    English comes to me.

    3. Mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.
    I belong to green pur thousanda.

    4. Sdak par goliya chal rahi hai.
    Tablets are walking on the road....!
  • Overspeeding! Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?
    Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
    Police: Naam Bol...
  • Who is the dumbest? 1. The man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.
    2. The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account.
    3. The man who watches and...
  • The Easier Way "So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with...
  • Total Commitment! A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that...
  • Intelligent Husband! Wife is busy packing her clothes.
    Man: And where are you going?
    Wife: I`m moving to my mother.
    Husband also starts packing...