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    Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, "Sabse bada kaun?"

    Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada."

    Sharabi bola, "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?" Pujari: "Dharti badi."

    Sharabi, "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?"

    Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada."

    Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?" Pujari: "Shiv bada."

    Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?"

    Pujari: "Parbat bada."

    Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Hanuman bada." Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada?"

    Pujari: "Ram bada."

    Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada?"

    Pujari: "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada?"

    Sharabi, "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada!!!"
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