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    Top answers of smart teachers... If they don't know the answers:

    1. I think the question is wrong...

    2. I'll tell you tomorrow...

    3. Don't ask foolish questions...

    4. You will study this in the next class...

    And the most important and the smartest one is:
    5. Nice question, raise your hands those who know the answer.
  • Sabse bada kaun? Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
    Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada...
  • I Hate My Job!!! When you have an `I Hate My Job` day, try this:
    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer...
  • Funny Translation Santa English me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se...;
    1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
  • Changing Address! Blonde: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
    Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a cell phone...
  • Overspeeding! Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol?
    Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
    Police: Naam Bol...
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