Funny Interview

Officer: What is your Name ?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Tell me properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer: Your father's name ?
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: What does that mean ?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.
Officer: Your native place.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.
Officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?
Candidate: Matric Pass.
Officer: Why do you need a job ?
Candidate: MP sir.
Officer: And what does that mean ?
Candidate: Money Problem sir.
Officer: Describe your personality.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: Explain yourself clearly.
Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir.
Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.
Candidate: MP Sir.
Officer: What is it now?
Candidate: My performance....?
Officer: MP !!!
Candidate: What is that sir..?
Officer: Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: MP Sir...(my pleasure)
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