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    Santa & a girl standing on the bus stop:

    Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick.

    Girl: Thanks.

    Santa: Nice top and jeans

    Girl: Thanks.

    Santa: Nice ear-rings

    Girl: Thanks.

    Santa: Nice neckless.

    Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

    Santa: Very strange, phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho.
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    1. Mein ek aam admi hun...
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