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    Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

    Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

    Banta asked, "Can you explain?"

    Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions."

    Still not convinced, Banta asked him, "Give me some examples"

    Santa said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

    Banta asked, "Then what is your role?"

    Santa said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Syria, whether the European Union should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Tendulkar should retire, about Salman Khan's Marriage etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these."
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