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    A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.

    A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

    "Manure," the farmer replied.

    "What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.

    "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

    "You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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