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    Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

    RJ: Ji Haan.

    Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan radio sunn rahi hai wo bhi sun rahi hogi.?

    RJ, gusse mein: Haaan bai haan .

    Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se motor chala de...! Main chhat par... toilet mein hun aur paani khatam ho gaya hai...
  • Happy Married Life Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
    Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems...
  • Guess Who? A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home...
  • What is Audit? Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses...
  • Classic Insult! Santa and a girl standing on the bus stop:
    Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick.
    Girl: Thanks...
  • Funny Interview Officer: What is your Name ?
    Candidate: MP Sir.
    Officer: Tell me properly...