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    The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

    "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"

    Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
  • Strawberry Farm A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure. A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What`ve you got in our truck...
  • Happy Married Life Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"
    Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems...
  • Guess Who? A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home...
  • What is Audit? Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses...
  • Classic Insult! Santa and a girl standing on the bus stop:
    Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick.
    Girl: Thanks...