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    Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.

    Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat kar. Portrait mode use karna, macro ke sath, ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, High Resolution me pic aani chahiye Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge. Non sense... 'Kabutar nikaaloge...' Tumhaare baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!!!
  • Deadly Instructions! A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door...
  • Children Allowance Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usey Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...
    Banta ne apni biwi se kaha...
  • Slow Poison When a man at a party once told Robert Benchley that the drink he was holding in his hand was slow poison...
  • Father of Five! The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most...
  • SOS Call... Pappu ne live Radio Station call ki: Hello... Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?
    RJ: Ji Haan.
    Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar...