• Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:

    Boy: What's your Name??
    Girl: Palak and you?
    Boy: Paneer.
    **BLOCKED!!!**

    Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.
    Boy: Khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati.... kone kone me khusbu faila de.
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Hi, what's your name??
    Girl: Neha Singhal.
    Boy: Oh.. I am also Single.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: What's UP?
    Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
    **blocked**

    Girl: Tu soya hai...???
    Boy: Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!
    **Blocked Instantly**

    Girl: I'm free tommorow!
    Boy: Pehle kya paid thi??
    **BLOCKED**

    Boy: Aj mausam achha hai, Mall chalte hain.
    Girl: Waha kya karenge??
    Boy: Hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
    **Blocked**

    Girl: See ya!
    Boy: Ram Chandra ki jai!
    **Blocked**

    Girl: Have a Good Day....
    Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
    **BLOCKED**

    Girl: I need some Space.
    Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
    **Blocked**

    Girl puts up her status: Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS...
    Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
    **Blocked**

    Boy: Thank you.
    Girl: It's my Pleasure.
    Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
    **Blocked Forever**
  • Strike a Pose! Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.
    Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat karo....
  • Get me a Battleship After lunching at the Algonquin Hotel, Robert Benchley walked through the lobby, out the front door, and said to the uniformed man on the sidewalk, "My good man...
  • Deadly Instructions! A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door...
  • Children Allowance Banta ke 4 bachche the. Government ne elaan kiya: Jiske 5 bachche honge usey Rs 2000/ mahina diya jayega...
    Banta ne apni biwi se kaha...
  • Slow Poison When a man at a party once told Robert Benchley that the drink he was holding in his hand was slow poison...
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