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    Counsel: "Are you a qualified pathologist?"

    Witness: "Yes."

    Counsel: "On 21st June, 2013, do you recall being at Regina Hospital in the evening?"

    Witness: "Yes."

    Counsel: "And do you recall examining a deceased person called Harold Schindler there at that time?"

    Witness: "Yes." Counsel: "Approximately what time did you start the autopsy?"

    Witness: "At about 7.30 p.m."

    Counsel: "And Mr. Schindler was dead at that time?"

    Witness: "No, he was sitting on the table asking why I was doing an autopsy on him."
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