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    Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Cheetah khargosh ke sath chal diya.

    Aage hathi cocaine le raha tha, khargosh phir bola, "Bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho jungle kitna khubsurat hai."

    Hathi bhi sath chal diya.

    Aage Sher whisky pene ki tayari kar raha tha, khargosh ne usko bhi wahi kaha.

    Sher ne glass side pe rakha aur khargosh ko 5-6 thappad maar diye.

    Hathi bola: "Arey bhai, kyun maar rahe ho is bechare ko?"

    Sher Bola: "Ye saala roz gaanja peekar aise hi sabko puri raat jungle ghumata rehta hai."
  • Blocked... Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:
    Boy: What`s your Name??
    Girl: Palak and you...
  • Who's the Boss? Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father`s seat....
  • Strike a Pose! Photographer studio mein 6 saal ke bachche se bolta hai: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.
    Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, Jhallon wali baatein mat karo....
  • Get me a Battleship After lunching at the Algonquin Hotel, Robert Benchley walked through the lobby, out the front door, and said to the uniformed man on the sidewalk, "My good man...
  • Deadly Instructions! A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke the door...