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    A man got a call from unknown number...

    Caller: Hi, are you single ???

    Man: Yes, but who are you... ???

    Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

    Another call from unknown number...

    Caller: Are you married...?

    Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

    Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...

    Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

    Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...
  • Waking up from Surgery A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side...
  • The Ecstatic Rabbit Cheetah cigarette ka kash lagane hi waala tha ki achanak khargosh wahan aaya aur bola...
  • From a Legal Court Transcript... Counsel: "Are you a qualified pathologist?"
    Witness: "Yes."
    Counsel: "On 21 June, 2013, do you recall being...
  • Blocked... Aaj kal ki ladkiyan choti choti baat pe chat account block kar deti hain... Few examples:
    Boy: What`s your Name??
    Girl: Palak and you...
  • Who's the Boss? Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father`s seat....