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    Two Women chatting in office.
    Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

    Woman 2: It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep. How was yours ?

    Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!

    At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
    Husband 1: How was your evening ?

    Husband 2: Great... I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ?

    Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

    Moral: Presentation does matter... No matter what the reality is.
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