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    Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

    2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.

    Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye.

    6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant!

    Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.
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    Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
    Ram: Kya hua...
  • Snake Bite! Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
    "I`ll go into town for a doctor...
  • Akashwani Banta TRAIN me chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
    Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga...
  • Nice Dress! A girl come in class wearing new sandals.
    A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai.
    Girl, gusse mein...
  • The Gorilla Catcher! A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there`s an advert...