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    Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish!
    Wanna Proof??

    Most women don't like to help unknown men; But all men are ready anytime to help unknown women. Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai.... But Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein...

    Dost ki girlfriend.
    Biwi ki friends.
    Saamne waali.
    Baaju waali.
    Oopar waali.
    Neeche waali.
    Kaam waali.
    Apni saali.
    Bhai ki saali.
    Behan ki nanad.
    Kids ki madams.
    aur
    Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai....

    Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi.
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  • She's Pregnant! Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke.
    Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye...
  • The same old story! An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room ...
  • No More War! Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chalraha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
    Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
    Ram: Kya hua...
  • Snake Bite! Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.
    "I`ll go into town for a doctor...
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