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    Some interesting facts about Indians...

    1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo.

    2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo.

    3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests ke liye use karo.

    4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold ke rates ki bahut chinta hai apne ko.

    5. TV ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai daalenge.

    6. Kisi ne dinner party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki wahan party mein jee bhar k daba sake.

    7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo. 8. Dominos waale se extra ketchup, oregano, paparika maango taki baad me ghar me use kar sakein.

    9. Pani puri khaane k baad, payment karne ke baad free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
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