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Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe.

Aurat: Bhaiya, ek chappal dikhao?

Dukandaar: Number kya hai?

Aurat: 36 Number.

Dukandaar: Bhabhi Ji, dimag pe zor daalo aur soch ke batao ki kya lene aayi ho aap.

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