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    A civilized fight between husband & wife...

    Wife: Twinkle Twinkle little star, you should know what YOU are And once YOU know what YOU are Then the Mental hospital is'nt so far.

    Husband: The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on YOU?

    Wife: Roses are red Violets are blue Monkeys like YOU should be kept in zoo.

    Husband: Don't feel so angry YOU will find me there too, Not in cage but laughing at YOU.
  • Parachute Jumping On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet...
  • Wrong Size!!! Ek aurat chappal ki dukaan pe.
    Aurat: Bhaiya, ek chappal dikhao?
    Dukandaar: Number kya hai...
  • Pope John XXIII One of the few pontiffs in history with a rich sense of humor, Pope John XXIII once reported to an interviewer that important problems would frequently come to mind...
  • A barking dog A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor`s dog. It has been...
  • Qualities of Indians... Some interesting facts about Indians...
    1. Jab shampoo ki bottle khatam ho jaaye to usme paani daalo ek baar aur use karlo...