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    One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay, what's your name?"

    "It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks," I replied.

    "Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

    "That's mighty nice of you," I answered," but I don't think my wife would like it."

    "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

    She was very pretty and persuasive.

    "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

    After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset"

    "Don't be silly!` Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Under the cart...!!!!" I said.
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