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    Boy went to buy a talking parrot!

    Boy: Main kaisa lagta hoon?

    Parrot: Kamine lagte ho!

    Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai!

    Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani mein duboya or pucha: Phir gali dega?

    Parrot: Nahin.

    Boy Parrot se: Agar mere sath ghar me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?

    Parrot: Biwi hogi.

    Boy: Agar 2 ladkiya ayen toh?

    Parrot: Biwi or saali.

    Boy: Agar 3 aye toh?

    Parrot: Biwi, sali or dost.

    Boy: Agar 4 aaye toh?

    Parrot (apne mailk se): Paani le aao bhai.. Maine to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye sala!!!
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